Where is my pay, bitch???!!!!
itunes: The Avalanches, Since I Left You (2001)
I’m really fed up with this damn job.
The beloved mother of the Chairman of our outsourced company, passed away peaceful last Sunday and the funeral was scheduled to be on Thursday. By Wednesday afternoon 3pm, I received an email informing us that their office will be closed the next day due to the funeral. What? How can they close the office just like that? What about our operations? We pay you hundreds over thousands management fee yearly to you for the outsourced service and you just closed the office like this? What about my month end deadline? Hello, it’s only your Chairman’s mum passed away and not the mothers of the whole company’s staff!!! What fuck nonsense is this? Even when the whole management (comprises of the Chairman’s sons, daughters and sons-in-laws) is not around, there is no reason to close the office particularly this is the busiest week of the month. Does family business run this way? The reason of the office closure is out of respect for the deceased. Come on, does the dead woman know? Or even if she knows, does she really care? All I know is everyone's work in my office are affected. My 4 accounts girls were most delighted to take this off day, even when we are at present trying to be current with our work. Of cos, I cant blame them for the granted off day. But this is the frustration of my work, I simply have no say and controls on my assistants just because they are from the outsourced company.
But this is not the worst, it’s the payroll. Till today the staffs of the 2 offices have not been paid for this month’s salary. The reason is simple. Apparently, the payroll is done by the wife (daughter of the Chairman) of the Finance Director of the outsourced company and she appeared only once a month just to distribute pay cheques to us. Yes, at this modern electronic age, we are still getting cheques instead crediting into our bank account electronically. On Wednesday, we suspected that we will not be getting our pay this week. Simple reason, her grandmother’s funeral is on Thursday so she may be too grieve to do payroll anytime before Thursday. Since Thursday was the big day, when she will be at the crematorium, this is self explanatory. However, whether this woman will turn up on Friday is debatable. But one school of thought was that, she will most probably not turn up because the family needs to collect the bone remains from the crematorium. True enough, she was no where to be seen even after lunch on Friday. I was told of her bitchiness on how she rebuked when someone highlighted that pay cheques were late previously. She said that it’s a benefit to all staff when she gives pay cheques early and she is no wrong as long as she does it before the last day of the month. Again, what fuck nonsense is this? I sure tell her off if she passed this remark again. Look bitch, if you paid us on 26th last month and this month on 31st, you are late because it’s more than 30 days. Get it? U dumb wit asshole! Do you have the sensitivity and regard to those staff who needs money urgently particular end of the month? Everyone’s financial planning is based on the date of payroll and it is so wrong that everyone’s plan is upset just because of your unpredictable and untimely payroll date? Don't forget you are giving out cheques and all of us need to bank in the cheques and wait minimum 2 days in order for the cheques to clear and the money safely sit in our bank account. So what the fuck are you talking about? How dare you say you are not late? I slit your throat and crack your thick dumb skull into two! You maybe rich that do not undermine the fact that there are some who needs money urgently to pay bills at the end of the month. The most unforgiving thing is the death of your grandmother is not a reason for the delay in your work, when you only have 1 task to do every month. The world simply dun revolves around you and your family.
The irony is the Finance Director's 50th birthday falls on Friday and one old brown-nosing staff managed to force every staff in their company to contribute a share in the gift to him. Hello, no pay given and yet still has to fork out money to buy him a gift? If I were them, I'm not going to give out a single cent at all. NOT EVEN A NICKEL, asshole! Your grandmother-in-law's funeral just over and there you are celebrating your birthday in the office???!!! Oh yeah, I almost forgot that respect to the dead has been given by declaring off day. What a hypocrite act indeed! Where is your bloody wife? She should be in office to do our payroll!
Where’s my money? FUCKING HELL, BITCH! I must strike back, I’m going suggest that the payroll to be paid on a fixed date every month. GOD DAMN YOU!
I’m really fed up with this damn job.
The beloved mother of the Chairman of our outsourced company, passed away peaceful last Sunday and the funeral was scheduled to be on Thursday. By Wednesday afternoon 3pm, I received an email informing us that their office will be closed the next day due to the funeral. What? How can they close the office just like that? What about our operations? We pay you hundreds over thousands management fee yearly to you for the outsourced service and you just closed the office like this? What about my month end deadline? Hello, it’s only your Chairman’s mum passed away and not the mothers of the whole company’s staff!!! What fuck nonsense is this? Even when the whole management (comprises of the Chairman’s sons, daughters and sons-in-laws) is not around, there is no reason to close the office particularly this is the busiest week of the month. Does family business run this way? The reason of the office closure is out of respect for the deceased. Come on, does the dead woman know? Or even if she knows, does she really care? All I know is everyone's work in my office are affected. My 4 accounts girls were most delighted to take this off day, even when we are at present trying to be current with our work. Of cos, I cant blame them for the granted off day. But this is the frustration of my work, I simply have no say and controls on my assistants just because they are from the outsourced company.
But this is not the worst, it’s the payroll. Till today the staffs of the 2 offices have not been paid for this month’s salary. The reason is simple. Apparently, the payroll is done by the wife (daughter of the Chairman) of the Finance Director of the outsourced company and she appeared only once a month just to distribute pay cheques to us. Yes, at this modern electronic age, we are still getting cheques instead crediting into our bank account electronically. On Wednesday, we suspected that we will not be getting our pay this week. Simple reason, her grandmother’s funeral is on Thursday so she may be too grieve to do payroll anytime before Thursday. Since Thursday was the big day, when she will be at the crematorium, this is self explanatory. However, whether this woman will turn up on Friday is debatable. But one school of thought was that, she will most probably not turn up because the family needs to collect the bone remains from the crematorium. True enough, she was no where to be seen even after lunch on Friday. I was told of her bitchiness on how she rebuked when someone highlighted that pay cheques were late previously. She said that it’s a benefit to all staff when she gives pay cheques early and she is no wrong as long as she does it before the last day of the month. Again, what fuck nonsense is this? I sure tell her off if she passed this remark again. Look bitch, if you paid us on 26th last month and this month on 31st, you are late because it’s more than 30 days. Get it? U dumb wit asshole! Do you have the sensitivity and regard to those staff who needs money urgently particular end of the month? Everyone’s financial planning is based on the date of payroll and it is so wrong that everyone’s plan is upset just because of your unpredictable and untimely payroll date? Don't forget you are giving out cheques and all of us need to bank in the cheques and wait minimum 2 days in order for the cheques to clear and the money safely sit in our bank account. So what the fuck are you talking about? How dare you say you are not late? I slit your throat and crack your thick dumb skull into two! You maybe rich that do not undermine the fact that there are some who needs money urgently to pay bills at the end of the month. The most unforgiving thing is the death of your grandmother is not a reason for the delay in your work, when you only have 1 task to do every month. The world simply dun revolves around you and your family.
The irony is the Finance Director's 50th birthday falls on Friday and one old brown-nosing staff managed to force every staff in their company to contribute a share in the gift to him. Hello, no pay given and yet still has to fork out money to buy him a gift? If I were them, I'm not going to give out a single cent at all. NOT EVEN A NICKEL, asshole! Your grandmother-in-law's funeral just over and there you are celebrating your birthday in the office???!!! Oh yeah, I almost forgot that respect to the dead has been given by declaring off day. What a hypocrite act indeed! Where is your bloody wife? She should be in office to do our payroll!
Where’s my money? FUCKING HELL, BITCH! I must strike back, I’m going suggest that the payroll to be paid on a fixed date every month. GOD DAMN YOU!
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